Mind It!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look!” she said, “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

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What is the difference between men and women?

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
• There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after marriage.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
• Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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A 4-year-old boy was asked to say thanks before Christmas dinner.

He began his prayer thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.

Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the fruit salad, the pies and all the cool cakes.

Then he paused, and everyone waited — and waited.

After a long silence, the boy looked up at his mother and asked,

“If I thank God for the broccoli, won’t he know that I’m lying?“