Mind It!

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her introduction, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, “Let’s start with the boys first”. Boys start giving their intro…

First boy: “My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub”.

Teacher was confused to listen but said, “Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it’s ok John. Yes next”.

Second boy: “Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.”

Teacher now got surprised and said, “Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next”.

Third boy: “I’m Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub”.

Teacher: “Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next”.

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Here is how the conversation goes.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

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