Mind It!

Q: What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
A: IngumDax

Q: Where did the Malayali study?
A: In the ko-liage.

Q: Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
A: He is very bissi.

Q: Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

Q: Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
A: To yearn meney.

Q: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Q: How does a Malayali spell moon?
A: MOON – Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

Q: What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.

Q: What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

Q: What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto

Q: Where does he pray?
A: In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

Q: Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?
A: A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

Q: Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
A: Kerala.

Q: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
A: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

Q: Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
A: He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’
Q: What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
A: ” Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where ”
Q: Why aren’t Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
A: Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of kokanet oil.

Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.