After an international beer conference in London, all the world’s top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, “I’d like the most refreshing beer in the world, ‘The Kin Of Beers’: give me a Budweiser.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .

The Chairman of Guiness says, “I’d like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.”

The bartender serves him a Guiness.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ” I would like the world’s best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.” He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, “Just give me a Coke.”The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, “Hey Vijay, how come you aren’t drinking a Kingfisher?”

“Listen,” says Vijay Mallya, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I”

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ &’d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99

Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999

Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand

Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999

Letter ‘b’ comes for the first time in Billion

And

Letter ‘c’ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting

Courtesy : An email message passed on to me by Srinivas Sheshadri

Jessica Alba Pics

Jessica Alba is looking absolutely hot in these pics. This is the first set.

Company Full Names…just dont miss it….

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems » Read more: Company Full Names

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances,” they explained. “Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.” The man looked horrified and said, “You can’t be serious! I could never shoot my wife!” “Well,” said the CIA man, “you’re definitely not the right man for this job then.” » Read more: Applying for a Job at the CIA

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“How Can A Student Pass”

It’s not the fault of the school student if they fails, because the year has only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a dull student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days.
Balance 141 days. » Read more: How Can A Student Pass

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk.

“Why don’t we prove who is the best among ourselves?”, said one.

“Why not?”, said the other two.

The Infosian said “Let’s have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm”.

Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.

As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures… no good, the monkey stayed put…

Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey’s ear, and it burst out laughing at him. » Read more: Who is the BEST – Infosys, Wipro or TCS?