What is the difference between men and women?
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. - A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. - There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after marriage.
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. - To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing! - A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. - Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
