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Time tables for Mumbai SSC and HSC 2009 examinations have been put up on SheelaMishra.com. Here are the links for the time tables
Mumbai SSC Examinations Time Table March 2009
Mumbai HSC Examinations General Time Table March 2009
Mumbai HSC Examinations MCVC (New Course) Time Table March 2009
Mumbai HSC Examinations MCVC (Old Course) Time Table March 2009
A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband said so.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Senora, the gardener did.”
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
A little boy was waiting on his mother to come out of a store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the post office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new preacher in town, and I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle, “Aw, come on. You don’t even know the way to the post office!”
After a church service on Sunday morning, our son suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.” “That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” he said, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen
Worried to Death
The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members.
“How are you feeling?” the visitor asked.
“Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!”
“What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you’re in good health. They are taking care of you, aren’t they?”
“Yes, they are taking very good care of me.”
“Are you in any pain?” she asked.
“No, I have never had a pain in my life.”
“Well, what are you worried about?” her friend asked again.
The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry.
“Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to heaven. I’m afraid they’re all wondering where I went.”
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