Kashmir Vs Pakistan

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began:

Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath.’ » Read more: Kashmir Vs Pakistan

Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age…
   especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent;
   having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right…
   and the other is the husband.
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile.
   I tried- but they wanted cash. » Read more: Twenty Great One Liners

Indian tax structure

• Question. : What are you doing?
  Ans. : Business.
  Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
• Question. : What are you doing in Business?
  Ans. : Selling the Goods.
  Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
• Question. : From where are you getting Goods?
  Ans. : From other State/Abroad
  Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
• Question. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
  Ans. : Profit.
  Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! » Read more: Indian tax structure