Indian tax structure

April 22nd, 2009 by Santosh Leave a reply »

Indian tax structure

  • Question. : What are you doing?
    Ans. : Business.
    Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
  • Question. : What are you doing in Business?
    Ans. : Selling the Goods.
    Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
  • Question. : From where are you getting Goods?
    Ans. : From other State/Abroad
    Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
  • Question. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
    Ans. : Profit.
    Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
  • Question. : How do you distribute profit ?
    Ans : By way of dividend
    Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
  • Question. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
    Ans. : Factory.
    Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
  • Question. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
  • Question. : Do you have Staff?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
  • Question. : Doing business in Millions?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
    Ans : No
    Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
  • Question. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
    Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
    Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
  • Question.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
    Ans. : Hotel
    Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
  • Question.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
  • Question.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
  • Question.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
    Ans.. : Gift on birthday.
    Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
  • Question.: Do you have any Wealth?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
  • Question.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
    Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
    Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
  • Question.: Have you purchased House?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
  • Question.: How you Travel?
    Ans. : Bus
    Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
  • Question.: Any Additional Tax?
    Ans. : Yes
    Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!
  • Question.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
    Ans.. : Yes
    Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
  • INDIAN :: can i die now??
    Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
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