Twenty Great One Liners
- Regular naps prevent old age…
especially if you take them while driving. - Having one child makes you a parent;
having two makes you a referee. - Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right…
and the other is the husband. - They said we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried- but they wanted cash. - A child’s greatest period of growth is the month
after you’ve purchased new school uniforms. - Don’t feel bad.
A lot of people have no talent. - Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without…
but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later. - You can’t buy love. .
But you pay heavily for it. - True friends don’t stab you in the back…
They stab you in the front. - Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
- Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
- My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me. - Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
- Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner. - It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss. - They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
- Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
- Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something. - Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
