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She is a woman

August 8th, 2009
She is a woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable……

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Tags: Funny, Humor, Joke

Human Body – Some Interesting Facts

August 8th, 2009

Human Body – Some Interesting Facts

  • Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water.
  • Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.
  • It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
  • The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
  • Your brain is more active during the night than the day.
  • One human hair can support 3kg.
  • Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
  • The tooth is the only part of the human body that can’t repair itself.
  • An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  • Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating).
  • Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells.
  • Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.
  • You use 200 muscles to take one step.
  • Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours.
  • A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
  • Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb.
  • There are 5 million hair follicles on an average adult.
  • The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.
  • The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
  • The white part of your fingernail is called the Lunula.
  • There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
  • A shank is the part of the sole between the heel and the ball of the foot.
  • The talus is the second largest bone in the foot.
  • The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
  • A 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his foot in 1977.
  • Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
  • A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
  • Dogs and Humans are the only animals with prostates.
  • It only takes 7lbs of of pressure to rip off your ears.
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