For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English:
- Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- The main reason that Santa Claus is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. » Read more: The Philosophy of Ambiguity
