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	<title>Mind It!</title>
	<link>http://blog.samishra.com</link>
	<description>Just another superficial blog!</description>
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		<title>Little Johnny, the Smart Salesman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Mary led off: &#8220;I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30.&#8221;
She said proudly, &#8220;My sales approach was to appeal to the customers&#8217; civil spirit and I credit that approach [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2010/03/10/little-johnny-the-smart-salesman/</link>
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		<title>English is a funny language</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let&#8217;s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2010/01/21/english-is-a-funny-language/</link>
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		<title>The Doctor&#8217;s Confessions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.
One of them said to the other three, &#8220;People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.&#8221;
The others agreed. Then one said, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2010/01/12/the-doctors-confessions/</link>
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		<title>No Luck With The Ladies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a therapist&#8217;s office looking very depressed. &#8220;Doc, you&#8217;ve got to help me. I can&#8217;t go on like this.&#8221;
&#8220;What is the problem?&#8221; the doctor inquired.
&#8220;Well, I am 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.&#8221;
The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2010/01/12/no-luck-with-the-ladies/</link>
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		<title>Dear God!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear God,
Yesterday was an awful day for me..
My husband ran off with his secretary.
My son pierced his eyebrow.
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.
My dog mated with the neighbor&#8217;s cat.
My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution.
My Mom told me I was adopted.
My boss told me I was laid off.
My sister was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2009/12/10/dear-god/</link>
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		<title>Modern Operating Systems</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Unix
You shoot yourself in the foot.
DOS
You keep running up against the one-bullet barrier.
MS-Windows
The gun blows up in your hand.
Windows NT
The gun is so huge and unwieldy that you have to keep swapping it from one hand to the other.
OS/2
The gun and the bullet aren&#8217;t speaking to each other any more.
Mac Finder
It&#8217;s easy to shoot yourself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2009/12/10/modern-operating-systems/</link>
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		<title>Absolutely Nothing?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, &#8220;You look terrible. What&#8217;s the problem?&#8221;
&#8220;My mother died in August,&#8221; he said, &#8220;and left me $25,000.&#8221;
&#8220;Gee, that&#8217;s tough,&#8221; he replied.
&#8220;Then in September,&#8221; the friend continued, &#8220;My father died, leaving me $90,000.&#8221;
&#8220;Wow. Two parents gone in two months. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2009/11/24/absolutely-nothing/</link>
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		<title>The Philosophy of Ambiguity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English:

 Don&#8217;t sweat the petty things and don&#8217;t pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason that Santa Claus [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2009/11/23/the-philosophy-of-ambiguity/</link>
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		<title>Top 5 Things You Probably Didn&#8217;t Know About Google</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are the Top 5 things that you probably didn&#8217;t know about Google.

Google was originally called BackRub
Like many other booming internet companies, Google has an interesting upbringing, one that is marked by a lowly beginning. Google began as a research project in January 1996 by cofounder Larry Page, a 24-year-old Ph.D. student at Standford University. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2009/10/01/top-5-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-google/</link>
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		<title>A Child&#8217;s Play</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee&#8217;s home phone number and was greeted with a child&#8217;s whisper.
The child says, &#8220;Hello.&#8221;
&#8220;Is your daddy home?&#8221; he asked.
&#8220;Yes,&#8221; whispered the small voice.
Boss: â€œMay I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.samishra.com/2009/09/30/a-childs-play/</link>
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