Video: Flying with her legs – Jessica Cox
September 5th, 2009 by Santosh 4 comments »Brilliant Spelling
August 17th, 2009 by Santosh No comments »DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
GAUTENG: When you rearrange the letters: GET A GUN
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letter: TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Armless Girl Gets A Pilot License
August 9th, 2009 by Santosh 2 comments »
Jessica Cox, 25, a girl born without arms, stands inside an aircraft. The girl from Tucson, Arizona got the Sport Pilot certificate lately and became the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet.

The Right Answer
August 9th, 2009 by Santosh No comments »
The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:
“Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”
One student replied: “You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building.”
This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed. The student appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer, which showed at least a minimal familiarity the basic principles of physics.
For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn’t make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:
“Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t2. But bad luck on the barometer.”
Confidence
August 9th, 2009 by Santosh No comments »
A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
“Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.”
The little girl said,
“No, Dad. You hold my hand.”
“What’s the difference?”
asked the puzzled father.
“There’s a big difference.” replied the little girl,
“If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.“
1000 English Proverbs and Sayings
August 9th, 2009 by Santosh 3 comments »1. A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
2. A bad corn promise is better than a good lawsuit.
3. A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
4. A bargain is a bargain.
5. A beggar can never be bankrupt.
6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
7. A bird may be known by its song.
8. A black hen lays a white egg.
9. A blind leader of the blind.
10. A blind man would be glad to see.
11. A broken friendship may be soldered, but will never be sound.
12. A burden of one’s own choice is not felt.
13. A burnt child dreads the fire.
14. A cat in gloves catches no mice.
15. A city that parleys is half gotten.
16. A civil denial is better than a rude grant.
17. A clean fast is better than a dirty breakfast.
18. A clean hand wants no washing.
19. A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
20. A close mouth catches no flies.
21. A cock is valiant on his own dunghill.
22. A cracked bell can never sound well.
23. A creaking door hangs long on its hinges.
24. A curst cow has short horns.
25. A danger foreseen is half avoided.
26. A drop in the bucket.
27. A drowning man will catch at a straw.
28. A fair face may hide a foul heart.
29. A fault confessed is half redressed.
30. A fly in the ointment.
31. A fool always rushes to the fore.
32. A fool and his money are soon parted.
33. A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
34. A fool may ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in seven years.
35. A fool may throw a stone into a well which a hundred wise men cannot pull out.
36. A fool’s tongue runs before his wit.
37. A forced kindness deserves no thanks.
38. A foul morn may turn to a fair day.
39. A fox is not taken twice in the same snare.
40. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
43. A friend is never known till needed.
42. A friend to all is a friend to none.
43. A friend’s frown is better than a foe’s smile.
44. A good anvil does not fear the hammer.
45. A good beginning is half the battle.
46. A good beginning makes a good ending.
47. A good deed is never lost.
48. A good dog deserves a good bone.
49. A good example is the best sermon.
50. A good face is a letter of recommendation.
» Read more: 1000 English Proverbs and Sayings
She is a woman
August 8th, 2009 by Santosh No comments »If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable……
Human Body – Some Interesting Facts
August 8th, 2009 by Santosh 1 comment »Human Body – Some Interesting Facts
- Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water.
- Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.
- It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
- The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
- Your brain is more active during the night than the day.
- One human hair can support 3kg.
- Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
- The tooth is the only part of the human body that can’t repair itself.
- An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating).
- Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells.
- Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.
- You use 200 muscles to take one step.
- Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours.
- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
- Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb.
- There are 5 million hair follicles on an average adult.
- The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.
- The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
- The white part of your fingernail is called the Lunula.
- There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
- A shank is the part of the sole between the heel and the ball of the foot.
- The talus is the second largest bone in the foot.
- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
- A 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his foot in 1977.
- Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
- A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
- Dogs and Humans are the only animals with prostates.
- It only takes 7lbs of of pressure to rip off your ears.
George Bush Visits A School
August 5th, 2009 by Santosh No comments »George Bush visits a School
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him, “What is your name?”
The boy replies, “Bob”.
George Bush asks, “And what is your question, Bob?”
“I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
Women!!!
August 5th, 2009 by Santosh No comments »# Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
# Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.
# Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
# Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
# Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.
# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an ‘on/off’ switch.
# Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
