Mind It!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

GAUTENG: When you rearrange the letters: GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letter: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

George Bush

George Bush visits a School

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him, “What is your name?”

The boy replies, “Bob”.

George Bush asks, “And what is your question, Bob?”

“I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?”

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Two Men and Two Fish, actually.

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.

The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.

One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.”

The other one said “Okay”, and helped himself to the larger fish.

After a tense silence, the first one said, “Really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!”

The other one replied, “What are you complaining for; you have it, don’t you?”